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A cartoon sponge, the main character of the Nickelodeon show, Spongebob Squarepants. He is also my hero.

Spongebob really isn't gay, because he really isn't real. He's just a cartoon, for Pete's sake! Okay, I admit that some of the things he does are a bit gayer than other cartoon characters, but it's just supposed to make people laugh! It isn't trying to send the message of: Spongebob, the fictional cartoon sponge, is really a homosexual!!!!!!!!!
Jerk: Hey, did you see the new episode of Spongebob? He is soooo gay!!
Me: Wow. You idiot.
by FunkyLlama May 30, 2009
 
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little square dude
hold on there little square dude!
by jilly beans June 08, 2004
 
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First off, Spongebob is not homosexual. He's a sponge! He reproduces asexually by budding. How he acts is different...I just wanted to clarify that up.
spongebob: can you reproduce by budding?
by infocenter46 December 14, 2005
 
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1: One who wears square pants 2: One who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!
by Captain August 03, 2003
 
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A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he.
Did you see the episode where Spongebob befriends Plankton?
by Allison February 07, 2005
 
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Funniest cartoon character in years! He's naive yet shows signs of intelligence which his friend Patrick Star lacks. Also works for Mr. Krabs at the Krusty Krab making Krabbie Patties!
Spongebob gives neighbor Squidward many headaches!
by Thrymm October 27, 2004
 
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A square dude with a lame job and no life.

...and i don't mean the cartoon
If you still work at McDonald's flipping krabby patties, get a real job Spongebob.
by Ms. Sophisticated September 07, 2011
 
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A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.
SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.
by somebody August 13, 2003