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8. spong
A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.
He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
by Chris Done Jun 14, 2005 add a video
1. Spong
A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.
have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere
2. spong
A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies
"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"
3. Spong
Spong

To make mincemeat of someone. Spong - brand name of a U.K. mincing machine maker.
Hey you! Take your hands off my wife or I'll spong you good!
4. spong
A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.
"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
5. Spong
Like sponge, but much funnier. Listen to how funny it sounds!
Mmmm, look at that spong. Don't you mean sponge? No, SPONG. It's much funnier, see.
6. Spong
Spong is a surfing term referring to conditions where the surf is really good and breaking really nicely. A combination of both sporty and strong. Often used as a complimentary reference to a difficult or fearless manoeuvre or simply as an acknowledgement of status.
"Check it out there, it's spong man!"

or

"That is one spong stick"

or

"Check her man, that is a spong rack she's bustin'"
7. spong
a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!
bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made
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