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1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.
Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.
by genius-girl October 09, 2009