| 1. | Spokane | ||
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Spokane is where I am from, my home. Many people like to call it Spokompton, I think that Spokanphetamine would be just as appropriate as it is commonly called the meth capital.
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Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways. We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK. There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative. Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers. The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter. Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights. |
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| 2. | Spokane, Washington USA | ||
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Spokane, Wa is located 300 miles east of Seattle, and 25 miles west of the Idaho state line. Also know as Spokangeles, Spokompton, or Spookaloo. Spokane has made National headlines over the last few years, due to its crooked cops. Police shootings of innocent citizens on the streets of Spokane have been on the rise over the last three years, and someone is shot cold blooded on an average of every 6 months. Spokane, consists of a population of around 200,000 people. It has the poorest district in the State of Washington known as Hillyard. The city consists of more Potholes than people. The average median income is just over 30k a year, and the people who are making this kind of money are in the top 33% of the populaton. The other 66% are either unemployed, homeless, or work for around $10 an hour or less. Driving in Spokane may be were the definition of "road rage" was born. Picture yourself driving in a city that is locked into a "Sunday Afternoon Drive" mentality all day, every day, and you will get the picture of what it is like to drive in Spokane. Spokane is stuck in the 80's, and it's not uncommon to see a dude in his 50's rolling around town on a bmx bike, sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans, listening to Whitesnake. Spokane consists of 90% White population and the other 10% Black and other race. Spokane has one of the worst gang problems in America per capita. On the good side, Spokane has one of the largest downtown Wi-fi hot spots, which covers most of the downtown area. The climate usually brings a considerable amount of snow in the winter and has 6 ski resorts within 2 hours of the city. The summers are dry and outdoor recreation is plentiful. Real Estate and Rentals are affordable, and the air is still fresh! Spokane, Washington USA is no longer accepting people moving in from out of state. The city is Full! more...
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| 3. | easy valley | ||
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east valley high school in spokane washington. a high school where tons of people are sluts and get pregnant. often have sex in the bathrooms at school. damn that whore must go to easy valley
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| 4. | Spokane | ||
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A city with a population of approximately 205,000, almost 300,000 if you add the Valley, Conservative in politics, citizens will constantly boast about how they're better than Seattle and how, "The Coast" sucks, even though Seattleites hardly acknowledge Spokane's existence and going to Seattle is a big deal for most people in Spokane as it's a 4 and a half hour drive. more...
Hot 95-100 degree weather in the Summer, and -5 to 10 degree weather in the winter. We get Some awesome concerts here every now and than. Sub-Par public education, two community colleges, 2 universities (4 if you include the EWU and WSU Riverpoint campuses) and a whole shit-load of High schools. Known for Drugs, Wannabe Gangstas, Carjacking Russians, a decent downtown park, some pretty good malls, cheap housing, and close proximity to "Outdoor Activities" And honestly none of our neighborhoods are really that bad, Hilyard, West Central, East Spokane/Lower South Hill may be run down shitholes but your chances of being mugged are pretty slim. Nicknames include: Spokompton, Spoklahoma, Spokanistan, Spokansas, Spokandyland, Sposcow, Spokemphetamine, Spokangeles, and Spok-a-loo. In all Spokane is an Ok place to live, I'm sure as hell not staying here though. |
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| 5. | Spokane | ||
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Second largest city in Washington, behind Seattle. Like all middle children, it harbors a resentment of the eldest while simultaneously trying to be exactly like it and failing miserably. As such, Spokane tries to present itself as a more quaint, provincial version of Seattle, except that it has no culture and only five or six minorities on a good day.
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Spokane is a good place to go if you would like to be shot by the police. The incompetent boobs who run the department specialize in firing upon minors, beating retarded janitors to death and ticketing old men with canes for jaywalking. But that's only because they are incredibly efficient at their jobs and have virtually shut down all crime in the city. Wait, what? No, Spokane is also the meth capital of the world, and the police department's attempts at reversing this trend add up to...let's see...eight hundred divided by seven times six to the third, carry the one...EPIC FAIL. Good jobs are impossible to find, here. There are "good outdoor activities" nearby, but all that really does is attract rich white kids to camp their asses on the South Hill and drink shitty canned beer while waiting for the next "good powder, man." In short, Spokane is a nest of greasy rats breeding in a big, ugly valley with a serious air pollution problem. I hope it explodes. |
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| 6. | Coeur d'Alene | ||
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Coeur d'Alene (pronounced /ˌkɔr dəˈlein/) is the largest city of Kootenai County, Idaho, United States. The city is located about 25 miles east of Spokane, Washington.
The current population of approximately 50,000 is growing at a feverish pace due to the local arts and tourism. Key points of interest are the Coeur d'Alene Resort (which has the longest in-land floating boardwalk), Lake Coeur d'Alene, the Festival of Lights parade, and the Car d'Lane Classic Car parade and show. The town is nestled in a valley, surrounded by mountains on all sides. It is bordered to the north by Hayden and Dalton Gardens, and Post Falls to the west. To the south, there is Lake Coeur d'Alene, which includes a public beach and waterfront area, as well as a private beach at the bordering North Idaho College. "If you want to experience all four seasons in one day, head to Coeur d'Alene!"
"Hey, let's go swimming in Coeur d'Alene Lake..." |
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| 7. | Spokie | ||
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A native of Spokane, WA that typically exhibits a lack of sophistication and characteristics commonly associated with those who reside in a trailer park. To see a Spokie go to The Star.
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