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How to call that inopportune moment when you open your mouth to speak, and a small jet of spit comes flying out.
"Ooops! I spoerked! I'm so sorry!"
"Careful not to spoerke when you propose to Anna"
"Let me wipe that spoerke off your cheek"
by Altaira November 24, 2006
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