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The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.
After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.
Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

spordunkle 

the frothy pattern on the end of a stick of deodorant resulting from the overly vigorous application of said deodorant
“Drinking a pot of coffee first thing in the morning allowed Elaine to shorten her shower by five minutes; but even more exciting than that was her caffeine-induced spordunkle: a detailed picture of an ancient Roman trireme charging through the Hellespont.”
spordunkle by Dan Narsavage January 4, 2009
1) The opposite of funky. 2) Lacking in style; Mediocre.
Turn that spadunky music off, yo.

Be funky, not spadunky!
What's your favorite cuss word?
Spogunky.
Spogunky by Mr.Tweleve May 15, 2022

spudunkle 

(verb) To spray (ejaculate) a large amount of semen on a woman's body (usually on her breasts, rump, stomach, hair, face or chin, and usually after a vigorous round of super-hard pornstar-style sex.)

(noun) Semen
Damn! Porno Mike really spudunkled Diamond Princesex and those other ho's during their auditions on PornoMike.com!
spudunkle by porno mike April 30, 2011

spadunkadunk 

The result of enjoying badonkadonk.
I checked out her badonkadonk and had a spadunkaunk accident.
spadunkadunk by Spudzooka July 4, 2005