Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

Mt. Spokane High School 

A high school that's 95% white kids, except those few foreign exchange students. Known for there landscaped lawns, fully loaded SUV's, and smartphones.

Mt. Spokane high school student: Hey an I borrow your phone to look up Red Lobster's number?
Other Mt. Spokane student: sure! I could give you a ride, I get the Esclade tonight.

Mt. Spokane High School by Hollywoodqaz October 26, 2011

Spokane Cocaine

Methamphetamine manufactured in a bathtub or any number of rudimentary fashions around the Ozarks region.

Slang coined by legendary bluegrass band Big Smith "Trash"

You come to Nixa
The fuzz'll fix ya
Yea the Spokane Cocaine it'll six ya
Cause the redneck knows how the greenbacks flow
They got their bathtubs dopin' up the hicks, yeah

Spokane Cocaine by Maxxpowers January 14, 2013

Spokane Gangster 

White young male high school age from a 100% white community, acting "ghetto". Driving 87' Chevy Beretta with one hubcap and windows down. Blasting Jay-Z etc.

Marc is acting like a true "Spokane Gangster".

Spokane Gangster by PiwoWarka April 27, 2009

Spokane, Wa 

A place where white people think they are black, and black people wish they weren't.

Spokane, wa....enough said

Spokane, Wa by King of da Blumpkins9 March 5, 2010

Spokane biscotti 

An eastern Washington variation on the common breakfast tradition of biscotti and cappuccino, the Spokane biscotti features a cup of hot gas station coffee stirred with a hot dog, typically procured from the same gas station. This regional delicacy most commonly includes a hot dog with a bun, though a slightly stale bun is desired for a bit of crunch. Purists will forgo the bun entirely and just dip the bare weiner.

Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.

The Chevron on 4th and Maple has the best Spokane biscotti east of Ritzville!

Spokane biscotti by PotatoeBandit August 22, 2019

Spokane 

A city with a population of approximately 205,000, almost 300,000 if you add the Valley, Conservative in politics, citizens will constantly boast about how they're better than Seattle and how, "The Coast" sucks, even though Seattleites hardly acknowledge Spokane's existence and going to Seattle is a big deal for most people in Spokane as it's a 4 and a half hour drive.

Hot 95-100 degree weather in the Summer, and -5 to 10 degree weather in the winter.

We get Some awesome concerts here every now and than.

Sub-Par public education, two community colleges, 2 universities (4 if you include the EWU and WSU Riverpoint campuses) and a whole shit-load of High schools.

Known for Drugs, Wannabe Gangstas, Carjacking Russians, a decent downtown park, some pretty good malls, cheap housing, and close proximity to "Outdoor Activities"

And honestly none of our neighborhoods are really that bad, Hilyard, West Central, East Spokane/Lower South Hill may be run down shitholes but your chances of being mugged are pretty slim.

Nicknames include: Spokompton, Spoklahoma, Spokanistan, Spokansas, Spokandyland, Sposcow, Spokemphetamine, Spokangeles, and Spok-a-loo.

In all Spokane is an Ok place to live, I'm sure as hell not staying here though.

Spokanite: Man Fuck Seattle! it's all about the 509!!

Seattleite: Spokane? isn't that in Idaho?

Russian#1: Hey Olav did you see that 95' Civic roll by down on Sprague?

Russian#2: Vladimir at the local chop shop's gonna like that

Spokane by 360lympia4Life October 14, 2011