Spankdelicious 

When one is so sexy and appealing to ones eyes that you want to spank them on their delicious bum, and possibly even follow them to work the next day, whatever you do is your own problem

Dang bro that girl is so spankedelicious!
DANNNG DOG your looking spankdelicious today!

Spankdelicious by Delicious Spank Master October 16, 2011

spankdown 

1) To be rebuffed in a big way

2) Imagine WWE Smackdown, but with naked oily hard bodies.. Schwing!

1) Damn! You gonna take that spankdown standing up?!?

1a) I thought I would win with my full house until Phil laid the spankdown of 4 aces.

2) You see that spankdown on the spice channel? Dang, that be some hot gic!

spankdown by HyperThread September 28, 2004

spankdump 

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Guy 1. Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Guy 2. I was taking a spankdump.
Guy 1. Oh, i spankdumped on your mother's face last night.
Guy 2. Fuck you.

spankdump by professor penetration October 25, 2010

SPNAK 

The act of officially claiming that someone ducked out of an argument. IMPORTANT NOTE: The people still in the argument are the people who are eligible to claim a SPNAK. Claiming a SPNAK is basically a way for the remaining party to celebrate victory by default. v. To claim a SPNAK. interj. The cry (typed out) given when claiming a SPNAK. Not a good thing to be on the receiving end of; of course, if this is the case, you're probably gone anyway, so you'd never know. Oh, but they do.

Bob : "So I slept with your wife yesterday"
Jack : "Well, I declare SPNAK on you"
* Jack walks away

SPNAK by Chaos Valentine July 4, 2003

spankdive 

to combine the two motions of spanking (flattened hand landing flush on someone else's buttocks) with diving (a quick dart or plunge, usually resulting in one falling to the ground). The result is a continuous, cumulative action, which may result accidentally (due to a fall) or intently.

Marlon wanted slap Kobie upside the head but tripped and spankdove him instead.

Boris wanted to cop a feel but she was too far away, so he decided to utilize a spankdive.

spankdive by Redwan September 30, 2007

Spankdaddytastic 

A combination of words describing something that is absolutely brilliantly amazing/exciting beyond all defined current wordage including "the mutts nuts" !!
Combination of the following.....

Spank-great,brilliant,wonderful
Daddy-The best of the best
Tastic-taken from "fantastic"

I went down the club and it was an absolutely Spankdaddytastic night

I got a new car and its got all mod cons and i mean everything....its spankdaddytastic..the absolute dogs bollocks.

Spankdaddytastic by Sticky Midgets March 9, 2010

spankday 

the anniversary of the day you joined spank

september 11th is my spank day, I would have been here three years

spankday by Sanity May 3, 2003