the greatest rapper to ever grace this planet. the realest and illest. his lyrics amaze those even today. if you havent heard him you should. he also loves weed.
man that new spm is tight as hell you should go cop his new album
South Park Mexican - Carlos Coy
Excellent rapper who is now doin' time. Hilarious rapper with great songs, such as "hubba hubba" and "soething I would do"
South Park Mexican. Great songs, mainly about getting high.
Dude, SPM is like the Mexican Afroman
SPM (south park mexican) the best latin rapper to live
that SPM is the Mexican Tupac
South Park Mexican,Bad ass mutha fuckin rapper from Houston who represents for mexicans. Currently locked up on bogus sexual assault charges, but cant be stopped. Since he still continues to put out records even from behind tha wall. Fuck haters and free SPM
person 1: what are you listening to?
person 2: the best rapper ever to grace the mic.
person 1: oh this is SPM?
person 2: yup!
Acronym for Strokes Per Minute, a measurement for the speed at which one strokes the penis during masturbation. The average SPM for males aged 13-31 is 55 usually decreasing as the masturbator approaches middle age. A session with an SPM of 70 or higher usually lands the masturbator in either the emergency room or the burn ward.
Guy A: Dude did you hear about Dillan, his SPM hit 90 last night!
Guy B: No way man! Is he ok?
Guy A: *Starts sobbing* Dude, they couldn't save it.
"I imagined myself having slow, passionate sex with Rachel last night so my SPM never went past 40"
"I only had 2 minutes to squeeze one off before the bus left so my SPM hit about 65"
The moment during a conversation in which someone uses a smart phone to look up a fact or tidbit of information that pertains to the conversation.
person 1: "Who directed Dazed & Confused?"
person 2: Um wasn't it was that guy that made Slacker?
person 3: Yeah that sounds right, he's from Austin I think?
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Hold on, let me check...
persons 1,2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!
person 4: (brief pause) "It's Richard Linklater. Lets see... he was born in Houston & moved to Austin to become a film maker. It says here that 'he made Slacker for only $23,000. The film is an aimless day in the life of the city of Austin.' Hey, did you know Ben Affleck is in this movie?
person 1: SPM dude!
person 4: SPM, what's that?
person 1: urban dictionary bro, look it up.
person 4: (takes out smart phone) Lets see here...
persons 1, 2 & 3: (in unison) SPM!