Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

Slurrting 

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.

Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.

Slurrting by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010

Splurt the gurt 

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

Splurt the gurt by Biggest boys October 1, 2018

splurt

Jamaican slang, often used in britain and reggae culture. It means to leave, get out, very similar to "split"

Come on lets splurt, yo im gonnna splurt, seee you later.

splurt by J-kwon November 6, 2004

Splurt

Contemporary American Slang - Verb. 1) To release spooge suddenly and/or unexpectedly after viewing a beautiful woman. 2) To ejaculate during sex.

Ex: "Damn, she was so fine, I splurted in my pants!"

"Hold on, I'm gonna splurt!"

Splurt by TK April 12, 2004

splurred 

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.

When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.

splurred by Slang Twaine Hollar Gal February 9, 2010

splurt

to realease profusely

without the cap the soda machine will splurt everywere

splurt by Nick Wink January 6, 2008