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splurred 

When a sound or voice sounds muffled or somewhat not clear.
When your mom is talking to your dog (bassett hound) while the phone is on speaker phone mode and her voice sounds splurred ,and the dog can not understand what she is saying to him.
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When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.
I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary
slurfed by demonpeepers April 12, 2011
A cross between scene kid, nerd and PLUR. Life consists crazy colors, scenester hair, Halo and Xbox.
Wow, that kid is so sPLURed.
sPLURed by Cookie monster! March 9, 2008
intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
splurged by jon November 27, 2004

spluffed 

STIMULATION.... gettin the dormerz and sendin them HOMERZ....sploink
I person asks: WHATS UP
a splink responds: spluffed
spluffed by the connection May 4, 2003
Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!
I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!
Slurfed by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012