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10. splunk
not the act of cave exploring, actually the noise of a big terd hitting the water in the toilet. these terds usually clog it
Damn my terd was so huge it felt like it was leavin me sideways! i knew it was huge when i heard it splunk
1. splunk
the sound of getting exactly what you want.
Will was looking for 'tranny porn', and -- *splunk* -- google found it for him!
2. Splunk
Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.
I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.
3. Splunk
Vrb. 1)The act of "diveing" into someones vagina 2) The act of jumping into someones or somthings moist hole.
I would go Splunking with her.
I would splunk That.
4. Splunk
When someone gargles your ballsac. Similar to a tea bag.
Dude, that slut Emma just gave me a splunk.
5. splunk
fornication in the location of nature
usually involves tree branches and rocks
i totally splunked a mountian man last week
6. splunk
To puke while having sexual intercourse.
John was so drunk yesterday that he splunked all over the mattress.
7. splunk
a less gross word for sixty-nine
we went splunking last night. it was awesome
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