splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.

-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

splitskies by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006

shplotski 

When you are doing a chick from behind and you pull out right before cumming, catch it in your hand, separate it into equal parts, half in one hand, half in the other, and you clap your hands over the girls ears while yelling "Shplotski!"

Clarissa was being a bitch last night so when I was fuckin' her I had to shplotski that bitch.

shplotski by Chonga Charlie October 29, 2008

Splitski 

When your live in girl or boy friend packs up all their stuff while your not home and moves out and when you get home their stuff and them are gone and you didn't see it coming.

My girlfriend and I had a fight this morning before I went to work when I come home with flowers for her she had gone splitski.

Splitski by Bummer72 July 28, 2017