soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

spilotro special

Adverb:

To crush someone's head in a Vice. Often used by the Mafia in Interrogations, and by Guards in the Disciplining (often fatal) of Prisoners. It's origins come from the old Las Vegas where it became a trademark of Anthony "Tony the Ant" Spilotro. It would be featured prominently in the movie "Casino".

Tony Spilotro: "...Listen to me Dogs. I got your head in a fuckin' vise. I'll squash your head like a fuckin' grapefruit if you don't give me a name. Don't make me have to do this, please. Don't make me be a bad guy, come on.

'Dogs: Fuck you.
Tony Spilotro: This motherfucker, you believe this? Two fucking days and nights!

Fuck me? *Fuck me?* You motherfucker!

turnsthe crank

Tony Spilotro: Fuck my mother? That's what you fucking tell me? You motherfucker you!

Turns the crank some more, bone crush sounds, eye pops out!

Prison Guard of Nevada Men's Facility at Lockwood, to Inmate that's gone all ornery: "...Boyah,... either you get this cell all cleanerd' up, or yer' goin' to d' Sugar Shack for a Spilotro Special!

spilotro special by Dreaded88 June 7, 2017

Sploring 

To go on an adventure that is more fun then usual!

So today me and my friend went sploring through the mystic jungle and came upon a fairy. llamas

Sploring by skicrazy88 October 6, 2010

splorin

Short for "exploring". Often occurs unexpectedly, unplanned. Apostrophe may appear on either, or both, sides of the word. ('splorin, splorin', 'splorin')

Person 1: "What's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know, let's go 'splorin"

splorin by cecil_t May 31, 2010

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

splorched my jammies 

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

splorched my jammies by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.

*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!

Splorp by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022