Splosher

Someone who has a fetish of smearing food on themselves.

She poured pudding all over herself. She was a real splosher.

Splosher by wordzup October 16, 2008

splosher

When a girl is beyond obese, usually to the point of blocking out the sun and/or obscuring tang.

Would usually get full marks in a hogging contest.

"Normal you can see the whole garden and antelope galloping across the fields beyond, but a splosher is in the way"

splosher by Dirty Dazzy-D July 30, 2008

Splosher

When a poo hits the toilet water and water sploshes up and hits you. Used to describe someone who is basically the splash off a poo.

David, you absolute splosher.

Splosher by Minky October 5, 2016

Sloshee 

A sloshee is the thin line of flesh that runs down the center of a male humans scrotum.

While manscaping I cut my sloshee

Sloshee by Door gunner September 6, 2017

goober sploshen 

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

goober sploshen by dickstrips May 20, 2014