sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

sploozer by BB January 26, 2004

splooged 

v. to ejaculate

dude i just splooged in her hair!

splooged by JkNHai October 9, 2008

splooze 

1. (verb)to consume alcohol, particularly to get drunk. also (adj.)sploozed(drunk). (noun) sploozer( someone sick from drinking)

Tonight we're goin' out to splooze.
Last night I was sooo sploozed.
Billy threw up last night he's such a sploozer.

splooze by Jon Simard September 15, 2005

splooged my pants 

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

splooged my pants by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump 

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

sploogedump by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

splooze 

(adjective) blowing off a steamy load of semen.

"Yo, last night I sploozed in my girls face!"

splooze by JonseyD December 18, 2005

splooze 

splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.

I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!

splooze by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020