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1. One whom after engaging in rough sex of the ass cheeks, deficates white, hot yogurt from his/her rectal region. COuld be considered coagulation of the sphincter seapage.

2. A stupid quiff (asshair) who acts out retardedly and wreeks of rotting fuckstink.
tom is a splooge pooper because he sat on a dick, then the pot all night, pooping yogurt into his toilet bowl.
by Nutsakula July 30, 2006

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