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A well-timed backhanded slap to the scrotum and/or tip of the penis. Also referred to as a "bag tag". Cousin to the Cock-Punch.
"I was standing in line to get a hot dog at Murphy's and Colin sploofed me."
by Nick Blake July 02, 2006
 
1.
a plastic bottle with the end cut off, filled with dryer sheets, and covered with a thick sock; is used to smoke grass when you dont wanna get caught, cause it hides the smell
"i dunno about smoking here, someone might smell it."

"oh don't worry, we'll just use the sploof, and the room will smell dryer sheet-fresh!"
by anna banana August 11, 2004
 
2.
A tube filled with dryer sheets, used for smoking dank inside yo hizzay with the rents home.
Yo blow that shit thro the sploof before my rentscome up here.
by BongMaster42O November 25, 2003
 
3.
Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.
dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.
by LaMichael washin'ton December 13, 2010
 
4.
a sploof is a device used to hide the smell of smoke, use it in combination with the window trick and you are a weedninja.
Person 1: Can we smoke in your pad?
Person 2: Sure bro, just use the sploof and blow out the window. My parents don't like the smell
by Superatomico June 29, 2012
 
5.
An antonym to queef. A sploof is when a woman's vagina contracts in order to suck in air or other gasses/fluids.
"Dude I'm trippin about my girl, dawg. I think she wants a baby. She was sploofin' a motherfucker's wiener last night like her vag-patch was taking a Colorado bong hit."
by ImmortalTech August 27, 2014
 
6.
A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.

From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
by TA Reserves November 16, 2011
 
7.
a word that a clown says to annoy someone
man:-walking-

clowm: SPLOOF!

man: AHHH! -runs away
by ace101.2 January 20, 2010