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(verb) to ramble on for ages about stuff that no one cares about.
(noun) the subject that no one cares about that a person is talking about

splommer (n): one who sploms
splomee (n): receiver of splom
Guy 1: oh man have you met tony? he's such a splommer!
Guy 2: oh i know! he just started splomming to me one day about how his day was! I don't give a shit about how his day was!
Guy 1: man, i fucking hate splommers
Splom by PMiddy May 28, 2010
Related Words

splooblejoob 

Refers to the act of one’s penis ejaculating for a long period of time
Dude when I pulled out last night, I splooblejoobed all over her face and bed, it wouldn’t stop!
splooblejoob by DERKBALLS😫 January 29, 2020
A Slombie is a hand made patchwork zombie doll created by www.facebook.com/TheCrumbDiaries a mom and son team, Al & Logan. "Slombie" is "Loganese" for Zombie.
slombie
Slombie by LuvLogan August 21, 2013

Shlombing 

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.
"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*
Shlombing by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

sploobing 

The act of stabbing someone in the boob with a spoon
I was sploobing all night
sploobing by dollerbill April 9, 2004

slomblin 

(pronounced - slomlin) used as a way too agree with a statement in a way that is respectable.

It must be said as if you're baked. so real slow and sensual.

It is used as a substitute for, "true!" or "noooo shiiiittt!"
"Alistair... Georgia just climbed up that tree to fetch a goon sack..."

"...Slomblin"