Split Pee Soup 

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

Split Pee Soup by Jack Goff October 23, 2007

split pee 

the separation of piss into two or more strands due to a little piece of hair or lent on the hole of your dick, which causes you to miss the toilet

Tyrone: Damn man, why is da floor wet? And why do it smell lik piss in her?

DaMarcus: Yo, man bad b, i had split pee dis mornin.

split pee by pooma March 1, 2010

split pee 

phenomenon that occurs when you fail to urinate (usually due to passing out from all the booze) after sex and before going to bed. the following morning you wake up with spare amounts of dried up jism in your piss tube. unsuspectingly, you go stand over the toilet. out come the piss and it parts like a snake's tongue, usually totally missing the bowl.

after picking up some girl from last night's bar trip, I woke up this morning with some serious split pee that went all over Lee's bathroom wall.

split pee by joelm November 11, 2005

splittee 

Someone who is sexually aroused by being split in half, either by magic trick or machete.

Where’s your partner? Oh, they’re recovering from last night. They’re quite the splittee!

What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?

splittee by Okra Carrotte February 3, 2021

Split Pee Soup 

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

Split Pee Soup by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024