| 1. | split decision | ||
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n. A plan of action, usually by a girl, about her split ends Carry, caught up in the moment, made a split decision and cut her hair.
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| 2. | rusty split | ||
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The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit! 90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.
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| 3. | Electric Wookie Backdoor Boogaloo | ||
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the subtle dance coaxing a girl into allowing you to plug the backdoor and also the act itself. "My wife let me whip out the electric wookie backdoor boogaloo and cork the brown eye last night."
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| 4. | Bleach Blonde | ||
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An obviously unnatural shade of blonde that many girls in today's society dye their hair because they think it makes them appear "hotter" and more appealing to men when in reality, it disgusts most men and turns them away. Hair that is bleach blonde is typically ratty looking with lots of split ends. Commonly seen on girls with carrott-orange "tans" and girls who wear way too much makeup. -Heidi Pratt is a bleach blonde, her hair color is obviously artificial.
-Having bleach blonde hair makes you look like a fake Barbie doll. That's not what most guys want. Most guys prefer a honey blonde or a dirty blonde over a bleach blonde. |
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| 5. | downy | ||
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Refering to someone with Downs Syndrome - so really should be "downsie" It is a genetic condition that is increasingly common the older the mother of a child is when she falls pregnant. Downs Sydrome is caused by non disjunction of the 21st chromosome (humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes - each parent supplies 23 chromosomes to the child getting a total of 46) which means chromosome 21 in the mother has not split like it should when making sex cells (gametes) and the child ends up with 3 copies of chromosome 21 compared to the usual 2. Some characteristics of downs syndrome include:
Poor muscle tone Slanting eyes with folds of skin at the inner corners (called epicanthal folds) Hyperflexibility (excessive ability to extend the joints) Short, broad hands with a single crease across the palm on one or both hands Broad feet with short toes Flat bridge of the nose Short, low-set ears Short neck Small head Small oral cavity Short, high-pitched cries in infancy Sufferers of Downs Syndrome are ussually smaller than their normal peers and their physical and intellectual development is ussually slower. "He looks like a downy."
"Her brother is a downy." |
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| 6. | child support | ||
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A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy more...
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| 7. | downsy | ||
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Refering to someone with Downs Syndrome.It is a genetic condition that is increasingly common the older the mother of a child is when she falls pregnant. Downs Sydrome is caused by non disjunction of the 21st chromosome (humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes - each parent supplies 23 chromosomes to the child getting a total of 46) which means chromosome 21 in the mother has not split like it should when making sex cells (gametes) and the child ends up with 3 copies of chromosome 21 compared to the usual 2. Some characteristics of downs syndrome include:
Poor muscle tone Slanting eyes with folds of skin at the inner corners (called epicanthal folds) Hyperflexibility (excessive ability to extend the joints) Short, broad hands with a single crease across the palm on one or both hands Broad feet with short toes Flat bridge of the nose Short, low-set ears Short neck Small head Small oral cavity Short, high-pitched cries in infancy Sufferers of Downs Syndrome are usually smaller than their normal peers and their physical and intellectual development is ussually slower. "He looks like a downsy."
"Her brother is a downsy." |
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