by chelkevcov August 14, 2012
To be or to know someone cool. To be a non-splint is to eat candie more that once a day or to try and be black when your white.
Coolkid:"hey" non-coolkid:"hi guys" (snorts and pushes glasses up) coolkid:"splint"
non-coolkid:"O.M.G. splint
non-coolkid:"O.M.G. splint
by usama November 4, 2006
to take one in the ass so hard, you would think they need to wear splints to stand up straight from all that bending over he has been doing from guys riding him bareback.
Also the noun means a person who loves anal.
Also the noun means a person who loves anal.
by hankerchief69 February 9, 2011
The act of sneaking up on an unknown victim, most always from behind. Derived from Splinter Cell or "Splint-C". The act of splinting somebody is an art that requires concentration and possibly very sneaky shoes.
Dead Guy - "Ohh man he totally splinted me from behind and I didn't even know."
Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."
Alive Guy - "I'm gonna spint Jack - I just gotta find some bushes to hide in."
by Mikeyizzo November 2, 2006
Assisting the body's pushing out poop/stool by inserting a finger in the vagina and pushing on the vaginal wall toward the rectum.
"Sometimes it is difficult to have a bowel movement without straining," the University of Michigan Health System write in their explanation of the process. "Perianal Pressure/Splinting is a way to help move the stool out of the anal canal."
by LightningBug February 21, 2021
The act of placing an index finger on top or beside the shaft of one's penis in order to please a woman with an abnormally large vagina; typically a necessary action while fornicating with a promiscuous woman.
"Man, you're gonna go after Tina? Having sex with her must be like throwing an hot dog down a hallway."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
"That aint matta, I'll just splint her."
by James P. Masterson November 27, 2007