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8. splinter
a guy/girl that is annoying and won't leave you alone; someone who calls and talks too much, etc.
"He called me like 8 times today...such a splinter!
1. splinter
A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
2. Splinter
Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Splinter... the shredder has taken april!
by The Great One Apr 22, 2004 add a video
3. splinter
a guy with a small penis who gets "wood" or a hard on, but since it's small, it's called a splinter.
"oh man, look at that guy's splinter! mwhaha"
4. Splinter
Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.
Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter.
by EmmBee Feb 4, 2005 add a video
5. Splinter
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
6. splinter
uk drum n bass producer
fuck me, it's dj splinter
7. Splinter
When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.
Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."
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