splifftracked

The act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.

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Dave: "Dude, you're an hour late, where were you?"
Charlie: "Sorry geez, I got splifftracked."
Dave: "Fair play."

splifftracked by Deevus [404 Not Found] April 16, 2008

spliff star 

To be someone's hype-man, and to otherwise be rendered completely useless.

Stop repeating everything I say, dude, you're being a bit of a Spliff Star.

spliff star by Nuckra April 27, 2004

Spiffster 

A name for one who is spiffy; The highest of all others.

Jimmy: "I enjoy sex with camels!"

Mike: "Dude, you're a Spiffster."

Spiffster by Mike Spiffy May 13, 2005

spliffsta 

a person who smokes loads of spliffs

you spliffta!

spliffsta by Maisie September 15, 2003

splifftastic 

damn sexy mofo

That's splifftastic!

splifftastic by Shitahdunno April 26, 2004

spiffsters 

A variant of the word "spiffy" meaning cool and new, synonym "shiny"

M: Do you know the work of Dan Flavin?

L: No, who's that?

M: He's a minimalist artist, his work is spiffsters

spiffsters by saka1 December 20, 2009

Spliffarollie

A prolonged version of the word spliff. But with the Noun Rollie extending this word it obviously must contain Tobacco alongside the usual weed contents.

Friend1: Oli my bro, wanna go for a Fookin spliffarollies on toys'r'us car park roofs mateeeeee!
Friend2: Fookin Right! gowan then mateeeeee i'll be theres soonnnn.

Spliffarollie by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021