Splitage 

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

Splitage by sezmac May 3, 2010

Spliffage 

A joint made up of cannabis and tobacco, a stoners word to generally mean all things drug-related....

Examples where this word can be used:

"Pass me that spliffage..." Can mean a single spliff or the cannabis in general
"I need spliffage!" An exclamation of drug withdrawal. To need cannabis in general or one single spliff (joint)

Spliffage by Fiona88 September 21, 2006

Spliffage 

To have a spliff

Spliffage?

Spliffage by Web*/Babyboy October 23, 2003

splefage 

a coded term with surf lingo origins to describe purchase of marijuana
spleef being a code word for the marijuana and "age" added on for quantity. Similiar use of word abbreviation in "munching on the grindage broh" grind = eating --- "age" = quantity

I want to buy some splefage for $50.00 broh!
can you find any?

splefage by Brindleheimers January 17, 2008

Spliffager 

Other name for a spliff, zoot etc.

Yo roll a spliffager

Spliffager by Scoobydooby February 12, 2022