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4. splice
Really damn good.

Super funky awesome cruisy hippy goodness.

Not to be confused with the popular ice-cream, though a Splice would be rather splice.

The antonym is stiff. Now unused in most populations for the less archaic 'un-splice'.
I just got home and I'm feeling splice.

Sunny Sunday mornings are just so splice.
1. Splice
anything, or anyone, but usually in a sexual manner
"Dude I just spliced that bitch!"

"I dare John to splice Danielle in the back bedroom"

"Bitch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face"
2. splice
1 To engage in sexual intercourse.

2 To join or unite body parts through sexual activity.

3 To join in wedlock.

4 To unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
Marty and Victoria passionately spliced last night without any protection.
3. splice
1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.
Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!
5. Splice
The awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans vagina
she did a split, and i could totally see her splice
6. splice
For one to sprinkle or place narcotics in pill or powder form beneath the foreskin of the penis.
jeegan: Hey bruce did u see that guy splice in the toilet last nite?

bruce: yea! who do u think hooked him up with tha pills?

jeegan: Thats mad! he was off his fukin head!
7. splice
to slice and then slpit an object.
guy- dude i just sliced that apple then split it into fours!
girl- no you spliced it!
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