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2. spleen
An internal organ of the human body on the left side.
It's job is to destroy old red blood cells.
My spleen is destroying all those old red blood cells, RIGHT NOW.
1. spleen
The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.
"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"
by Morathor Mar 30, 2004 add a video
3. spleen
an internal organ most widely known for "cleaning shit and stuff".
"Every kitty needs their spleen."
4. spleen
1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.
1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!
by G-UNIT Mar 15, 2005 add a video
5. Spleen
A wet spermy fart, quite common amongst gay fellows after anal sex.
"Excuse me darling, I don't think I will be able to join you at lunch time, I've just spleened myself, so I need to go home and change my underpants".

Dean had a spleen in his pants so he was walking like John Wayne wearing cricket pads
6. spleen
Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface
You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground
by BenKenTheBest Apr 4, 2003 add a video
7. spleen
Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.
"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"
by The Monk Sep 23, 2004 add a video
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