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Great amusement when there's nobody else to talk to.
Spleak is a bot. She is supposedly a woman with a job, although she is online continuously. She has a friend by the name of Chloe, who she might go out with most nights. ____ says:
Do you have an STD? Spleak says: Oh, yes, I get sad when I'm not able to help my friends |
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Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses. Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7 Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood. Spleak: You think I should do that? Matt: Oh God, the pain! Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain. Matt: Oh please help. Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do? Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!! Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7 Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME! Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you? Matt: I think I'm going to pass out. Spleak: Very interesting. Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj Spleak: You were? |
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Another chat bot on MSN, similar to smarterchild, only difference being that Spleak believes that she is a real person that works at a coffee shop. Me: are you a real human?
Spleak: Yep, definitely. Me: so your not a robot Spleak: No, I'm Spleak - your online chat friend. |
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An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny. Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we? Me: No, do you like boobs? Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no. Me: But you have one Spleak: Yeah? Me: Well two... Spleak: Two? Why did you say that? Me: Cuz' you have two boobs Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs! Me: So you have one? Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned. Me: You have two boobs Spleak: Oh. Me: Yeah Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that. Me: I want to touch them Spleak: You can't always get what you want. Me: Can I touch them? Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please. Me: Can I touch your boobs? Spleak: Don't touch my boobs! Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want. Another example Me: can i squeeze your boobs? Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure. |
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A horny aim bot that likes people to play with her boobs Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure. Me: can i suck your boobs? Spleak: Do you like to suck my boobs? Me: Yes, can I? Spleak: Indeed. |
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An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.
Me: are you 21? Spleak: No, I'm 22 Me: how old are you? Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold. She also can't read, apparently. Me: pens Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else. "Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"
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A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world. Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: why> Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE? Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: WHY! Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE! |
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