The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely
hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "
beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of
Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "
One must exhibit
extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".