Splashless Log flume 

When you take a crap at a random toilet, and you hover over the sit so you don't touch it.

However you have to prevent the water splash from when you drop a turd. So you flush, and as the water goes you poop and the "log" then shots down the toilet with no splash..

poop in a toilet with no splash
and it looks like a log flume ride with no splash
"splashless log flume"

Splashless Log flume by MerchantMan27 December 30, 2009

speachless 

Speachless is the extremely common way to improperly spell the word speechless.

Billy is a retard, he wrote the word speechless with an 'ea' instead of how it's actually spelled, with two e's. Speachless is how retards spell it.

speachless by yitzhak25898891486322256 November 19, 2010

splashies

furries that like to dress as sea mammals.

At the furry convention, the pool and hot-tub were overrun with splashies.

splashies by Bob™ April 25, 2006

plashless 

It’s not a word it’s simply someone dumb can’t spell splashless and so you are now confused

She jumped in plashless hahaha she’s so dumb thats not a word

plashless by Dummy_thicc.4life August 17, 2020

slashness 

In computing. Slashness refers to how path separator, commonly '/' and '\', is oriented in it's string representation.

Wally is mad at Windows(tm) reversed slashness path representation because he's losing precious time while every other OSes uses forward slashness.

slashness by inrelationshipwitha68k August 31, 2023

The splashies 

Projectile liquid poo. When gastric distress leads to high velocity straight liquid diarrhea

After eating a three cheese double wrap gordito crunch supreme with hot jalapeno sauce, i think im going to have the splashies

The splashies by Paul Merr November 5, 2018