(1)when you have the shits so bad that the turd-el-wave splash the water out of the t-bowl
(2)The jet of water that shoots up your ass when you launch a rocket off in an airport bathroom.
dude I think I going to need a mop to clean up the SPLASH DOWN from dropping the Hershey bomb on toliashima
When a turd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the butt.
"I had a splashdown, and had to wipe my ass all over."
It happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a massive dookie
pain, rush to the bathroom and don't notice the toilet
seat is up. A bare butt
hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp
loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
Kelly: "What happened in there?"
Julie: "You left the freakin'
toilet seat up again! I had a splashdown!"
Kelly: "I bet you're awake
when two men's naked wet butts collide
I was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.
When 2 mens/womens butts accidentally press together in a locker room after both have taken a shower.
Mike: Dude, after my shower I was bending over to grab my boxers and my butt hit some other dude who just got out of the shower
Phil: Oh, so you had a Splash Down
To unintentionally urinate whilst sleeping, commonly caused by excess consummation of alcohol. Believed to originate from military slang and often associated with Scottish people.
Splash down used in the past tense: “Last night I was really drunk, when I woke up I noticed that had I splashed down.”
Often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning
Great guys, Splashdown all over the sofa last night.