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2. splap
verb.-to take a dump in the woods
I just splapped by the highway.
1. splap
The sound a penis makes when it slaps someone on the forehead.
Grifter splapped Blackrose when he was in Texas, while she was DJing.
3. Splap
The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.
I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.
4. splap
A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.
Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.
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