Jesus spizzim

Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?

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When you cum and try to pullout, but Jesus said no. Jesus rizzim

Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?

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Jesus's spizzim

When you jizz with no control, even though she said she’s not on birth control.

Yo dude, I just Jesus's spizzim , she did tell me she’s not on birth control; I just couldn’t help it.

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Slang for someone who is a Hispanic/Guatemalan mix. Pronounced "spizzz-ik-ien."

Person 1: Look at that dirty person...
EviL: He's not dirty. He's just a Spizzician!

Spizzician by kthxBYE! August 26, 2006

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Pleasing 20 or more women at once, derived from an awesome lover of the 12th century

What'd you do last night?
-I spizzirri'd
Whoa

Spizzirri by drfong241 November 14, 2004

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The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.

Spizzing by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

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a form of jism that is taken in the mouth by a female (male) and then spit onto the male that put it in said persons' mouth

Holy shit dude! Look at that guy, he's got spizzum all over his face. His girlfriend (boyfriend) must have been pissed off at him!

spizzum by Fatty McGee December 2, 2003

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