spitting camel

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

by MONK!! December 18, 2003

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The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.

Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."

by mopper January 10, 2011

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camel spit

The obscene amount of saliva produced while smoking a cigarette that is promptly spat from the mouth when one doesn't want to feel like spewing vomit. May also be used as a verb.

"Open up the car window; I have a shitload of camel spit to dispose of."

by Hiroko-san November 18, 2007

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