any combination of sperm and saliva
After i came in that girls throat, she spit spitch all down her tits.
anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.
Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch
, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that
A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.
Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.
Spitch is a universal substitute for any verb. Simply put it means, to do.
Spitch the salt over here!
A snitch, pussy bitch
Wow, lets beat the shit out of that kid, he is a straight up spitch
Origin: combination of the words "spit" and "bitch"
Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.
That girl is a spitch. She was my friend, but she kept telling me I was stupid. What a spitch.
Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.
Everyone has a spitch.
the combanation of spick and bitch
Hey, that girl over there just knocked my books down for no reason... SPITCH...
A bitch who spits when she talks.
Susan: Wow, that girl is so mean. And she spits when she talks!
Nelly: What a spitch!