| 988. | Felcher | ||
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The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch
1.Curly straws are a must 2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better 3.Lots of jism 4. loosen up with some fist action 5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it 6. use your toungue 7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment 8.Dont do it with your mum 9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have 10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write |
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| 989. | look back attack | ||
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much like the houdini..but this technique uses a bit different approach.
It is when you a screwing a girl in the doggie possition and right before you cum you gargle up a huge loogy and spit it right on her back..when she turns around and glares at you for the gross loogy you pull out and cum attack her face...hence the look back attack I tied the look back attack on christians girlfriend last night..my aim was dead on
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| 990. | drug testing | ||
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a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life *Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today... Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean. Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out. |
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| 991. | Find The Pint | ||
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Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint. Ok iam bored lets play a wee game of Find The Pint
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| 992. | olivia calvert | ||
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squeezed out of her mams vagina on the 28th of may 1992. lives in saltburn, single, good looking and up for a shag.
known to most as bicurious, but truthely shes a minge muncher ;) likes spit roasts, and enjoys the female company when "hi, im olivia calvert, wannnerrr shagggg?"
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| 993. | Find The Pint | ||
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Find The Pint A game playable in any bar resturant which has alchol. Two or more players needed. One person has a pint glass and during a shift can fill the pint up with any liquids they wish leading up to at the end of the shift where if the other player had failed to find where the pint of mystery liquids is the player putting the liquids may spit into the pint. The "finder" player has to try during the shift to find the pint as the sooner they find it the less liquids and no spit in the pint. Lets play a wee game of Find The Pint
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| 994. | uncle bob | ||
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When you shit down someone's throat and duct tape their mouth shut so they can't spit it up/puke it up I gave my girlfriend a visit from uncle bob
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