A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
A small orange thing disguised as "candy" but tastes like dog shit.
I accidentally ate some orange skittles thinking they were purple, but I spit them out because they tasted worse than dog shit.
|4.||Pop Rockin Blow Job|
A girl puts pop rocks (the candy) into her mouth and gives oral sex to a guy.
"I gave a pop rockin blow job to my boyfriend. It made me want to not to spit it out."
1. a form of candy on a stick.
2. a penis.
3. a wack ass song made by some pussy ass wannabe gangster named lil wayne who single handedly killed hip hop. He also stole the title from Snoop Dogg like most of the time he does. Dont like to hate on people but I mean, EVERY WHERE I GO somebody is riding his dick, if he has a dick.
1. WOW this lollipop tastes so good!
2. *sex sounds* oh yeah baby, now lick the lollipop *cums*
3. *Lil Wayne in Concert*
Lil Wayne: She l-l-l-l-licked me like a lollipop
Real Hip Hop fan: Shut the fuck up, the only pussy ur gonna get is birdman's, go suck a dick. You cant rap, a 5 year old could spit better lyrics then you ever will. You know why everyone is riding your dick? Because you sell records to a bunch of spoiled rich kids and a bunch of teenage girls who think your hot even though you look like my dog's ass. I actually should apologize to my dog's ass.
Lil Wayne: *cries and runs off the stage*
Concert host: Ok, Lil Wayne got off stage so now lets welcome, the renegades, JAY-Z AND EMINEM! MAKE SOME NOISE!
*Jay-Z and Eminem start to perform Renegade.*
Real Hip Hop fan: Ok this is more like it.
While receiving a blow job, just after the point of ejaculation, quickly pull your penis out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your penis hits her like a bat. If she spits out your cum, she must give you two pieces of candy. If she bleeds, she must buy you a large bag of candy.
If you fail to do one of these things, you may try again or let a friend take a shot.
Oral Piñatas are my favorite, because I get a blowjob and candy!
While having anal sex with a woman, when your about to come, you pull out and spit on her back; when she turns around you jizz in her ear and jack her in the face, causing her to cover her ear and mouth like a secret service agent would.
Holy shit! He gave that trick the Secret Service!