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The act of having a Female or male lubricating (generally using spit and saliva from the mouth) the palm of there hand and then jerking there partner or ones self off, the effect of this is to simulate the wetness of being up inside a vagina. Named after Patrick Ewing (N.Y. Knicks legendary center) who would be drenched like a slip n slide after a game.
A.K.A Wet palm sex. Hey baby, if we cant have sex tonight why don't you give me a Ewing??
Wow i just tried giving myself a Ewing and it feels better then the way i usually masturbate!! Brenda really lubed up her hand with spit and jerked me off last night it felt like i was inside her pussy..... she told me it's called a Ewing!?!?! |
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| 2. | spit-laugh | ||
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n. Similar to a spit-take but not as hilarious to watch as only a loose dribble of spittle leaves the mouth instead of a wild eruption of juice, coffee, vodka etc. .................................................................................... Dude! Did you see that squid-jigger , hiccuburp, slip and get his face caught in that lobster trap?
Yeah. It was codriffic! I totally did a spit-laugh. |
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| 3. | Slube | ||
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Used in place of lube - slube is the naturally occuring lube our body produces straight from the saliva glands. An ample amount is place in the palm of the users hand an applied quickly and generously to get a groove on. ie sex and/or masturbation Pat used so much slube he came quite easily without any rash or chaffing.
Derrick quickly realized he wasn't going to get any ass because this bitch was tight. He used his slube to get that in and triumphed on bis birthday. |
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| 4. | doufer | ||
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a wet vagina that has no need for spit or lube to participate in the action of intercourse, my penis slid right in her doufer
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| 5. | Stutter butter | ||
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(noun)The fine lubricating spray that covers the lips of one who stutters, and their nearby companions. He went in for a kiss but alas, slid right off, stutter butter causing her lips to resemble a slip and slide.
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| 6. | Firefly | ||
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A new drug that is believed to have been engineered in a legal testing facility in Oregon. It was originally developed as a cure for Alzheimer's disease but was quickly proven to be unhelpful. It is made up of two components. The first is tablet pieces, or "rocks" containing LSI, a cousin of LSD, and placebin, another drug with some hallucinogenic qualities that is mainly used to stabilize the formula. The other is a solution of carbonate compounds and natural stimulants that is often blue in color, leading to it's nickname: "blue magic potion". It is most often taken by dropping the rocks down a glass tube or plastic straw which rests under the tongue. The potion is then dripped down the straw with an eyedropper, and "puddled" under the tongue along with the rocks. The mixture of the two creates a chemical reaction that gives a fizzing feeling in the mouth. Users spit out the liquid when the rocks have disintegrated since swallowing may lead to vomitting and/or foaming. The effects of firefly take place 5-10 seconds after use. Users feel as if they are floating or submerged underwater, and most notably see colorful lights, which is why the drug is called firefly. Other effects are jitters, lightheadedness, dizziness, and slurred speech. The trip lasts for about 10-20 minutes while the overall high may go on for up to an hour after. Firefly doesn't seem to have any long term effects, however, it is a very new drug and many things about it have yet to be discovered.
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| 7. | dry stitched | ||
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while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11 your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"
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