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7.
equal parts of shit and piss
Hoot Mon, I spished my brains out last night!
by Tanglefoot September 17, 2003
 
1.
1.something generally suspicious or inauspicious, having an uneasy or uncertain feeling about something
1."I'm trying to sneak out of the house, but my parents are up, it's spish right now."
2."dude that guy's posted back there staring us down."
-"shit that's spish."
by arnizzle October 08, 2007
 
2.
odd or absurd, from suspicious.
"Jay just walked into the party with Kirstyn!"
"But I thought he was with Kailey?"
"How spish!"

"Oh my gosh. That creepy man staring at us from across the street is so spish."
by gracie chimes June 08, 2009
 
3.
onomatopoeia representing the sound that is made while performing the danza slap
After I blew my load, I danza slapped her, and the grand canyon rang out with a huge "spish".
by bvvvv October 10, 2004
 
4.
to rub hair, or other such soft objects between your fingers for pleasure.
"Golly, Rosie- what on earth are you doing?!"
"Well Michael, I am spishing this here vole!"
by snossy March 21, 2010
 
5.
canned fish.
He ate spish
by moo March 24, 2003
 
6.
spoiled fish
Bad spish to you
by Sam Drukatz September 17, 2003