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spiritus raptus

Spiritual rapture:

1- an expression of passion or ecstacy.

2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.

3- a euphoric / mystical state of being.
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965

4- the final assumption of Christians into heaven but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine (see: End of Day's) with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! (see: Lardon)

see: End of Day's again (sober)

see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)

Note: SR is not to be associated with, but is somewhat similar to; huffing on nitrogen gas.
Do not see: huffing (it's played)
see: nitrogen narcocis, weeeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored intellectually)
Mary (from Nazareth High School) had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *Spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
spiritus raptus by Rono December 9, 2008

Sirius Black 

An amazingly sexy Marauder, who is also known as Padfoot. Even in death he is much sexier than you.
You disagree? Two words mate. Flying. Motorbike.

I would.
Sirius Black, the most perfect fictional male character ever created.

Sirius Black 

Sexiest book character in the world. Ever. Sirius, aka Padfoot, and Snuffles, is Harry Potter godfather who got sent to Azkaban for a crime he did not commit. Before this, he was the hottest damn thing ever to walk the halls of Hogwarts School of Withcraft and Wizardry. He is not officially gay but according to a large portion of the Harry Potter fandom, he is Remus Lupin's bitch. Which is so not a problem. Sirius Black is the only fictional character that is sexy enough to fan-girl over.
Damn Remus, look at Sirius Black over there! He's not wearing a shirt.

Sirius Black 

Two words: flying motorbike. Two more words: damn sexy.
Sirius Black by lovevanillacreme October 10, 2003

Sirius Black 

Sirius Black is so gay for Remus
Sirius Black by panickedpan September 9, 2020

Spirits in Fredericksburg 

A shitty bar filled with scum bags and pretend metalheads. The bouncers are crack heads who slip roofies in girls' drinks. The bathroom is covered in a filthy slime of hepatitis, piss, and smegma. If you're trying to get laid, ask the guy with a tattoo of a dick on his dick. He will suck you off for a free PBR, in the bathroom.
I need a good BJ, and I would love some hepatitis. I'm going to Spirits in Fredericksburg!!