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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
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face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

spiration 

combined with another word infront of it meaning one of your many inspirations.
"OMG, Misha Barton is my thin-spiration."
"Rachel Ray is my food-spiration."
spiration by jham October 30, 2007

glacial striations 

Marks that appear from rug burns or clothing burns after dry humping or grinding.
After 2 hours of dry humping him I had all these glacial striations.
glacial striations by Kryptonite26 November 13, 2009

aspirations

Something you should take care not to choke on, especially not in the vicinity of your boss.
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.
aspirations by Intelligence001 July 23, 2019

Yvonne-spiration 

A feeling of inspiration that makes you want to plan a trip or do something new. Yvonne-spiration is the feeling you get when the trip makes it out of the group chat, something worth doing because life is short.

Yvonne-spired travel is incredible because it can be with your friends, family (incl. dogs), or alone!

Yvonne-spiration often comes from reading fun, funny, and exciting travel stories at YvonnesTravel.blog OR www.TheMorningHaze.com and other places.
I was just reading about this scenic drive from Telluride to Silverton, Colorado, and it's giving yvonne-spiration.

I'm bored; let me see what's new on www.TheMorningHaze.com or Yvonne's Travel Blog and get some yvonne-spiration for vacation this Summer.
Yvonne-spiration by TheMorningHaze February 9, 2023

aspirations

aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.
boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!
aspirations by vlademir putin September 8, 2007