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spinal fart 

an enjoyable fart that vibrates so hard and loudly it decompresses your spine and cracks your lower back. you may feel so embarrassed or proud depending on the audience but won't matter because you feel double relief.
My chiropractor suggested that I eat a burrito wrapped with navy beans, hard cheddar, sour cream cheese, potato chunks, and grade D beef to give me spinal farts because he's tired of cracking my back for cheap pay.
spinal fart by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010
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Spinal cracker 

A spinal cracker is a hand to hand fighting technique, in which a target is choked from behind and a knee is rammed into their spine.
The Commandos learned the spinal cracker technique to attack sentries.
Spinal cracker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

Spinal Tap 

England's loudest band. The main members are David St. Hubbins (Guitar and lead vocals), Nigel Tufnel (Lead Guitar), and Derek Smalls (Bass). Rumour has it these guys are actually the American actors/filmakers Michael McKean, Christopher Guest and Harry Shearer (who also plays many characters on The Simpsons) respectively. Best known for their 1984 rockumentary "This Is Spinal Tap", directed by Marty Di Bergi (who, rumour has it, is really the well known film maker Rob Reiner!).

Filmed an entertaining sequel in 1992 called "The Return of Spinal Tap" which mostly featured live footage of them playing a gig at the Royal Albert Hall in 1992, plus some interviews.
1. I love Spinal Tap! I love the old stuff, and I love the new stuff!

2. Spinal Tap's amplifiers go to 11. Thats one louder, innit?

3. Spinal Tap continue to fill a much needed void in the music business.

Spinosaurus 

A theropod that lived in Africa and Morocco 112.03 million years ago to 72. 1 million years ago in the Creatatious period. At first it was thought to be a full land dweller and with a build similar to the Tyrannosaurus Rex (Tyrant Lizard King) with a spine, but studies later found that Spinosaurus had a more crocodile like snout and most likely lived and hunted near water. But the same "closer to a T-Rex and mainly lived on land" idea was kept. As more more information was gathered, a new image of the Spinosaurus was made. The Spinosaurus was changed phenomenally from the first idea. Now it is thought to be pretty much a full water dweller only occasionally going out on land. Its arms were long with sharp, hook-like claws to snag fish. And it did not walk almost upright (the first idea of how the T-Rex walked, now proved wrong) it probably walked mostly on all fours (of course it would mostly swim). Its tail was also not thin and lizard-like. Instead it's tail was more like a paddle to help it swim, like a crocodile. It also hunted mainly fish, leaving less encounters with the Carcharodontasaurus, the other large predatory dinosaur that shared Spinosaurus's habitat. Though Carcharadontasaurus looked closer to a T-Rex. The end of Spinosaurus was caused by the earth warming up, the lakes and rivers that the Spinosaurus lived in dried up leaving no place for it to live and hunt.
I think Spinosaurus is the coolest dinosaur!

Yha, it is pretty cool, it acctually my second favorite dino

What is your first?

NANUQSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spinal adjustment 

when a man spreads a woman's legs, pins them back and fucks her so hard her back cracks. This custom became so popular in the early 1980's that some enthusiasts would have spinal adjustment parties and couples would simultaneously engage in this form of boning. The combined sound of all the cracking spines gave the aural illusion of crickets chirping. The practice didn't quite reach "fad" status, though, as it really didn't sound that close to crickets chirping and it was only interesting to the bystander for a few quick moments. Eventually, the party idea died out and currently spinal adjustments are practiced in the privacy of one's home. This has been known to save dozens of dollars in chiropractor bills, cutting health costs by 0.00001%, though statistics have only been kept since Valentines Day, 2012.
Harold: Hey, Fred, what's with Steph?

Fred: Fucked her so hard last night, I gave her a spinal adjustment.
Harold: Oh, okay. That's awesome. The way she was walking, I thought she had some kind of pussy rash.
Fred: No, it was great. Had her up to five pops. Got four more on the last thrust. Adjusted!!! (high fives)
spinal adjustment by theinstigator December 13, 2013

Diversity spinoff 

When a movie or show with traditionally white characters is rewritten to star with persons of color; ie ghostbusters 2016 or the new James Bond movie
Have you heard about the new Bond movie? Yeah it’s a diversity spinoff.