Spinelli 

A sicilian slang word meaning joint

Excuse me kind sir, could you pass the Spinelli

Spinelli by Benjermun April 13, 2009

Spinelli’s Package Paradox

If you carry in multiple bags or packages from your car to your house your motivation is that you’re too lazy to make multiple trips but if you carry fewer bags or packages and make multiple trips your motivation is that you are too lazy to carry everything at once. They are opposite solutions both motivated by laziness.

Frankie was too tired to make more than one trip from Christmas shopping and decided to pile up everything and brin it in at once while Erin was too tired to grab everything and took things in one at a time fulfilling spinelli’s Package paradox

Spinelli’s Package Paradox by The real Hank Contos December 18, 2018

Spinelli 

1-(noun): Someone who is very indecisive about something.
2-(noun): Someone who is a grammar Nazi and must correct the tiniest grammar mistake.

"Could you please pick something to eat already you are such a spinelli!."

"Ms.Smith is quite the spinelli when grading research papers"

Spinelli by Xanomin July 1, 2012

Luke Spinelli 

sexy beast who is a changed man who def dont got two bodys and fucks wit horny sophmores

damnnnn look at luke spinelli fuckin that 7th grader in the movie theater

Luke Spinelli by not luke spinelli May 2, 2022

spinelli 

a position of sexual intercourse among three gay men with the central actor giving oral sex and receiving anal sex.

after meeting at the new gay bar the couple took me home and made me the center of a spinelli.

spinelli by lyon in the sun August 24, 2008