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Spilly Winkle 

A British phrase used when a young lad masturbates and ejaculates into his hand, and tosses it into someone else's face.

Usually an insult, but can be used as a sign of affection on the oddest of people.
"Mrs. Steger," the lad says to their Latin teacher, "have you ever been spilly winkled?"

"You want to spilly winkle Her Majesty the Queen? Treason!"
Spilly Winkle by Rickuu April 29, 2013

Spilly bitch

A certain kind of bitch who gets too sloppy and spills her red whine all over the fucking party.
That cross eyed spilly bitch just ruined my carpet.
Spilly bitch by No jangles. December 10, 2017

Spilly Brock 

A person of worthy and gentlemanly character and attributes, who OVER-INDULGES into the alcohol and upon doing so tends to accidentally, intentionally, wilfully, recklessly, and wholly SPILL either his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), or in the alternative, telekinetically spill his own drink, a drink being poured, a drink about to be poured, someone else's drink (not necessarily at the same table or same group of friends), either onto the floor, table, shirt, crotch, pants, dress, or any other substance comprised of matter known to man, and upon the finishing of this act(s), a person, or a group of people, beller and/or yell out the phrase, sometimes repeatedly to the detriment and celebration of said person "SpilLy BroCK...SPilLy BroCK!"
Oh man, I totally saw a Spilly Brock at the bar last week

~ or ~

I was sitting across from a Spilly Brock and everything got soaked
Spilly Brock by Spilly Brock December 15, 2008

spilly spash fuck 

you stuff a girls pussy with spashes, make her lie on her stomach, and jump on her lower back so that all the spashes spray everywere, spillily
i spilly spash fucked brenda last night, and all the spashes stuck to my mom
spilly spash fuck by skim October 25, 2003

Spilly Drinker 

A name to make fun of someone:
1)Someone drinking booze with shaky hands and spills thier beverage.
2)Someone so drunk they completely or partially miss thier mouth when consuming from a shot glass.
3)Someone who cannot fill a shot glass...
4)Someone who spills beverage all over for any reason at all.
1)"Andrew's a spilly drinker! Look at him." (the guy is so drunk he is spilling booze all over)

2)"Wow you wasted half the bottle filling 2 shots glasses?" "Fu*king spilly drinker."

3)Hey Mr.Spilly Drinker, Do you have parkinsons disease? You cant even hold your drink with out spilling it!

Spilly Dan

The little table troll that spills peoples drinks in their laps at bars.
'Spilly Dan' strikes again with half a beer to the crotch region. Now I'm cold.
Spilly Dan by ElizabethFarbar March 9, 2011