Person 2: Nothin much spif, just chillin.
Person 1: You must really like me, you just called me spif
Person 2: Obviously spif.
"Aw, I would, but he passed out with his mouth closed. OH COOL I CAN SPIFF THAT MO'FUCKA. SCORE"
Student:"Sorry, I'm late, I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic."
Teacher: "Was there a big crash?"
Student: "No it was just a spif."