spider web eyes 

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

spider web eyes by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

spider web by mandy March 31, 2005

Iranian Spider Web 

The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.

Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP

Iranian Spider Web by Joseph Tittlitch January 31, 2009

Spider web pussy 

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

Spider web pussy by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider Web App 

The iPhone app that makes your phone appear, in all senses, to have a giant network of cracks and dents all over the screen. Usually occurs after multiple drops or one unfortunate fall down the stairs.

"Dude, what the hell happened to your iPhone?"
"I got the spider web app, man. Tight as hell, right?"

Spider Web App by Lethal Jackson March 3, 2010

Chocolate Spider Web 

When someone doesn't wipe well enough after a wet dump and the remaining poop dries up in their butt hair...

Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.

Chocolate Spider Web by Lord fartamor August 16, 2021

Huge spider web 

A giant web that has been waiting all its life for you to accidentally run into and freak out about having a spider on you for the next 30 seconds.

A huge spider web is also called future anxiety

Huge spider web by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021