Spidermare 

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

Spidermine 

n. or v. Spidermining is when you let loose an especially noxious silent-but-deadly in the aisle of a store, then hurry away so that nobody who enters the aisle can tell that you were the one that dealt it. Named after an invisible weapon in StarCraft that is dropped from vechiles and explodes on impact with an unsuspecting unit that runs over it.

"You may want to stay away from hair care section. I just dropped a couple of spidermines over there!"

Spidermine by flm February 19, 2006

Across the Spiderverse 

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

Across the Spiderverse by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 June 26, 2023

Spidermelon 

(n) A small arachnid creature who infiltrates fully sized watermelons and lives in them for long periods of time.

Facts:
-Only one eye is seen from the outside of a spidermelon.
-Spidermelons are extremely aggressive and have been known to steal dogs and small children from yards bordering inhabited woods.
-A spidermelon has never been seen outside of its melon. Some scientist believe that the melon is actually grows with, and is a part of the spidermelons body.

The spidermelon was perched in the tree, waiting to attack the wounded leopard.

The snow owl stood no chance against the spidermelon's keen agility and wit.

If only I had watched him closer, we might still have Samuel with us... damn the spidermelon's, ...damn them.

Spidermelon by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

spiderwebed 

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.

Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.

spiderwebed by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014

spiderbeemothsquito 

noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.

when he tried to pick the wild raspberries, he was attacked en masse by the dreaded spiderbeemothsquito.

spiderbeemothsquito by muc1273 July 6, 2011

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

spidermane by Cupochow December 21, 2016