Spidermare 

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

spidermanshark2

The best username ever in the existence of the internet.

Dude, Spidermanshark2 is the best.

spidermanshark2 by Spidermanshark2 October 3, 2017

Spidermansexual 

When you are attracted to Spider-Man because Marvel has ruined your standards and why would you go for anything less

Boy: Hey, Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

Spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck

John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane

spidermane by Cupochow December 21, 2016

spidermansluvrr 

They make Andrew Garfield edits, and make me get on my knees for them.

Honey, spidermansluvrr posted wake up.

spidermansluvrr by Sapopopop February 21, 2022

spidermaned 

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers

Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.

spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

spidermansexual 

When you are attracted only to Spider-Man because why would your standards be any lower?!

Boy: Hey, wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual

spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020