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Spidermansexual 

When you are attracted to Spider-Man because Marvel has ruined your standards and why would you go for anything less
Boy: Hey, Do you wanna go out with me?
Girl: Um no, I’m spidermansexual
Spidermansexual by Transponster December 25, 2020

Spidermanned

A term used in the 3rd Person Shooter, Gears of War.

A "Spiderman" is the act of getting a headshot on your opponent while they are in the last 2/3 of their roll, making it appear as if your opponent is doing a headstand.

Mostly done with the Sniper, but also uncommonly can be done with a Shotgun and a Pistol.
In GoW2, Torque Bow is capable of this headshot as well.

Origin is not known but many speculate that it was coined "Spiderman" because the actual character, Spiderman, hangs upside down when suspended from a web.
BLaacKeN: Dude this homo wallbounces and dives like he has an STD.
I cant believe he actu- OMFG!! GET FUCKING SPIDERMANNED, KID!!
HAHAHAHA!
He wont be diving anyyyymore.

trevasco: Haha, That's 3 times this game for that kid.
I'd quit right NOW.
Spidermanned by BLaacKeN March 9, 2010

spidermane

Spider man but if he was trap as fuck
John: I ain't ever seen someone Cook up some crack so fast
Joseph: ah naw bruv that's just Spidermane
spidermane by Cupochow December 21, 2016

Spidermanning 

The act of jerking off into your hand and then throwing it at your friend's face who has passed out at a party. You must yell "web barrage" as you fling your jism at his face and than yank your hand in backwards motion, just like spidey. The act is considered borderline gay due to the symbolism. (Webbing a dude and pulling him towards you = you secretly want him)
Yoo Chris passed out... you were talking about spidermanning all day yesterday. Let's go bro, let the jism fly. With great power, cums great responsibility!
Spidermanning by Dada123456 January 31, 2021

spidermaned 

To Cum in your hand before you go to sleep and wake up with sticky hands like to gain spidermans powers
Ewww man i fell alseep last night and woke up and spidermaned.
spidermaned by Shakezulia February 28, 2008

spidermanning 

spidermanning is when you're banging a bitch from behind- you quietly blow your load in your hand, -spit on her back so that she thinks you finished, than call her name so that she turns around, and you hurl your jism into her suprised face like spiderman shoots his web. The spidermanning is even more complete if you sing the spiderman song as you are doing so.
spidermanning is the latest sexual craze, clearly designed to humiliate and suprise the victim with a hadfull of flung jism.
spidermanning by Artie Quivers June 14, 2010