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Spiderbatmanben 

Spiderbatmanben means when a boy called Ben has a gene called spider batman and every 1 of 399581 bens get it and from what we know there is only one
Do you have spiderbatmanben
Yep it’s super rare and I’m a superhuman
Spiderbatmanben by spiderbatmanben October 29, 2019

Spidermare 

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.
That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares
Spidermare by carnim April 6, 2011

spiderfarmer 

Appellation to describe black-wearing art-school-of doom girls. Phrase originated in the early 1990's by comic artist Bill Willingham, who used it to describe the female publishers/artists of a rival comic company (CHAOS Magazine).
Spiderfarmer in common parlance:

Comic Geek: Dude, I'm so going to hit on that spiderfarmer.
Comic Geek2: Don't bother man, she's out of your league. She'll just feed you to her tarantulas.
spiderfarmer by Al Kami May 21, 2006

Spiderbait 

The most fuckin awesome band in Australia. There are way better songs than Black Betty aswell.. The older albums rock harder than the new ones.
Spiderbait kick ass in the australian music industry. Rock on!
Spiderbait by m@l!c3 August 10, 2004

spiderbate 

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.
Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

spider bark 

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises
What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.
spider bark by Dix Fix July 19, 2018